O Squirrel, Where Art Thou?

He's back! Yep. My pesky squirrel. First he was peeing on my lawn chair cushions, and now he's digging in my potted flowers. Eeek! He's making a mess trying to bury food in my pots.

What's a girl to do? I secretly love him. I yell at him to "get!" but he just stares at me. Then I stomp my foot and he runs off with his big hunk of bread in his mouth. It's sort of cute, but annoying! I'm not sure what to do. I spent a chunk of change on my flowers...

Any suggestions?


  1. Want me to get the squirrel dumpling recipe from my Okie relatives?